You wouldn't want to be a pirate's prisoner! You wouldn't want to be a Mayan soothsayer! You wouldn't want to be a Viking explorer! You wouldn't want to be a ninja warrior! You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! You wouldn't want to be a Salem witch! You wouldn't want to be a Viking explorer You wouldn't want to be a crusader! You wouldn't want to be a Crusader You wouldn't want to be a civil war soldier