You wouldn't want to be a Sumerian slave! You wouldn't want to be an Assyrian soldier! You wouldn't want to be an American colonist! You wouldn't want to be an American colonist You wouldn't want to be a slave in pompeii You wouldn't want to be a Greek athlete! You wouldn't want to be a crusader! You wouldn't want to be a samurai! You wouldn't want to be a medieval knight! You wouldn't want to be Tutankhamen!